Hello there new reader - welcome to my blog.

If you've found your way here to enjoy a tale of a tragically misunderstood character finding validation, morality and love then I am pleased to welcome you. "A reformed character already", I hear you squeal in a way the suggests you are probably jumping and clapping with joy wearing tie-dye and with a herbal tea and at least three cats close by.

No such luck you miserable worm. I'm glad you're here so that I may inject a dose of cold hard reality into your fuzzy, unicorn-ridden existence- there is nothing I like more than shattering dreams after all!

I may have fallen from my former splendour but rest assured that this will be a tale of dominance, of gravitas, of the subjugation of all who cross my path.

I, the Dark Lord, am ready to seed the fertile land of Sunset Valley with darkness, fear and a bloodline of greatness to make this legacy everlasting.

Click here to begin (or I'll send the dementors to encourage you)